My Worst Fears Have Been Realized

George Lucas must be stopped at all cost! He won’t rest until he fills all of our favorite movies with crappy jarring CGI. Spoilers ahead as I will probably reveal almost every retarded plot point in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull to tell you exactly what is wrong with the latest […]

Movies for the week of 2/22

Vantage Point This movie looked like it had potential.  With a 25% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, I doubt it will live up to its trailer.  Its major story telling gimmick (five points of view for 15 minutes each) is probably going to become majorly cumbersome, frustrating and ultimately the downfall of this movie.  Sorry, Dennis […]

Movies for the week of 2/15

I’ve been wanting to do short movie “previews” for my blog for a while now, and I feel that this is as good a time as any to start.  You, my lucky reader, will get to imbibe my wisdom for uncanny predictions about movies I haven’t seen yet based on trailers that I barely remember. […]