Monthly Archives: November 2009

http://bit.ly/630yUQ #newhappy…

http://bit.ly/630yUQ #newhappyplace

Oh, hi, Twitterrr. Everything’…

Oh, hi, Twitterrr. Everything’ll be ok. Don’t worry about it.

Woman doing sales pitch just s…

Woman doing sales pitch just said “Navigatable”. -5 points for vocabulary

The way that one of Pattinson’…

The way that one of Pattinson’s nipples is 2x the size of the other, it looked like his chest was winking at me.

Soccer is weird. The French ha…

Soccer is weird. The French had a dubious win over Ireland and now feel so bad about it, they are comparing it to the WTC attack.

Why is John Mayer trying to lo…

Why is John Mayer trying to look like Edward Cullen on the cover of his latest album?

They just fired up the LHC, bu…

They just fired up the LHC, but you can relax because the earth won’t be ending for another 1 year, 1 month, and 1 day.

Write one tweet demeaning Espe…

Write one tweet demeaning Esperanto by comparing it to Klingon and @esperanto follows you. Klingon is still the better fictional language.

RIP Jeanne-Claude

RIP Jeanne-Claude

Would you rather teach your ki…

Would you rather teach your kids to only speak Esperanto or Klingon? I’m gonna go with Klingon.