How to make your replacement hate you

If you are a programmer and are looking for ways to make your eventual replacement curse your name, here’s an inspired idea I just had.  This snippet is in PHP, but could be easily translated to other languages.

<?php
    define("WIN", true);
    define("FAIL", false);
?>

Just use those constants religiously everywhere in your code. No doubt, anyone to come after you will wonder what you were smoking.

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