Somehow, I’ve stumbled upon this strange bizarro world with no Walmarts. The only Walmart we could find after an hour of searching (with a GPS, mind you) was marked as “Walmart Supercenter” on the GPS but turned out to be a “Walmart Neighborhood Market”. I asked to no one in particular, “It’s Walmart, but the sign is green?” We had discovered a heretofore unknown species of Walmarts that only serves groceries. It’s like a Super Walmart without the Walmart.
The organization was odd too. One aisle’s sign listed “Automotive” directly above “Cereal”.