Movies for the week of 2/15

I’ve been wanting to do short movie “previews” for my blog for a while now, and I feel that this is as good a time as any to start.  You, my lucky reader, will get to imbibe my wisdom for uncanny predictions about movies I haven’t seen yet based on trailers that I barely remember.

Definitely Maybe

Starring Ryan Reynolds, Rachel Weisz and Abigail Breslin.

I predict that more than one reviewer will make the joke, “Definitely not.”  What are Wiesz (Oscar winner) and Breslin (Oscar nominee) doing starring across from Reynolds (Blade 3 funny guy)?  This movie is going to be sappier than a maple tree in Canada.

Step Up 2 the Streets

I don’t think there’s any way that I could possibly care less about another stupid, inane hip hop dance movie.

The Spiderwick Chronicles

The trailer didn’t make me too hopeful.   It seems like it might just be a rehash of the recent flood of family fantasy movies.  I was somewhat soured by The Dark Is Rising.  Neil and Maddy Gaiman liked it though.  Neil said that the trailer didn’t represent the movie very well.  I’ll probably see it on his recommendation.

Jumper

This will probably be almost as good as the last time Hayden Christensen and  Samuel L Jackson appeared together.

Diary of the Dead

Directed by George A Romero

“Dear Diary, brains brains brains brains. Brains brains brains…”

Leave a Reply

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *
*
*