Criminal Mastermind of the Year

Tree Robber

I’ll let the original article speak for itself:

Just as the Citizen Bank branch opened Saturday morning, a man walked in with leafy boughs duct-taped to his head and torso, and robbed the place.

“He really went out on a limb,” police Sgt. Ernie Goodno said Sunday.

Police said the leafy man didn’t saying anything about having a weapon, just demanded cash, and was given an undisclosed amount.

Although the branches and leaves obscured much of the man’s face, someone who saw images from the bank’s security camera recognized the robber and called police.

I’m disappointed by the lack of puns though (except the obvious one). Here are a few suggestions from me, Aaron and Ben.

  • Bank robber leaves behind photographic evidence.
  • Man branches out into new hobby.
  • He made away with undisclosed amount of green.
  • Police canopied the area.

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